Get ready to laugh, because we have some of the funniest Halloween riddles for kids coming at you! If your kids are like mine, they love cracking everyone (and themselves) up with hilarious jokes! My kids went through a phase where literally every word out of their mouths was something completely zany and silly. There’s nothing better than the sound of your child laughing, is there? Crack them up and tickle their funny bone with these hilariously adorable Halloween jokes and riddles for your kids!
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Hilariously Adorable Halloween Riddles for Kids
What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
Answer: Puts on his sheet belt.
What’s a little ghost’s favorite dessert?
What room is left out of a ghost’s house?
Answer: The living room.
Why were the little ghosts so successful in Little League?
Answer: They had team spirit.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Answer: Lake Erie.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
Answer: The actors get stage fright.
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
Answer: They’re good at keeping things under wraps.
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Why do skeletons always have a bad cold?
Answer: Because they are chilled to the bones.
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
Answer: He had no body to dance with.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: A glass of coke and a mop.
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
Answer: You use a pumpkin patch.
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Answer: Because there was no point to it.
When a witch lands, where does she park?
Answer: In a broom closet.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
Answer: He turns into a bat every night.
What do witches call for in a hotel room?
Answer: Broom service.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
Answer: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Why did the vampire eat a light bulb?
Answer: He wanted a light snack.
How did the bat learn to fly?
Answer: He took batting lessons.
What do you do when a monster sits in front of you at the cinema?
Answer: Miss the movie.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Answer: A toasty ghosty.
What do you get when you cross Tinkerbell with a werewolf?
Answer: A hairy fairy.
These are some cute Halloween riddles for kids, right? Definitely enough material for your little stand-up comic! For more Halloween fun, check out our favorite Fun Family Halloween Movies That Kids Can Watch Too!
22 thoughts on “25 Hilariously Adorable Halloween Riddles for Kids”
These are sooooo cute! I’m going to boomark this for our halloween party!
Halloween is such a fun period of the year and there is a lot for kids to get excited about it. These riddles are quiet adorable and this is going to be a fun activity to try this Halloween with my kids!
These are great, my nephew with this “spooky” sense of humor would like to use these lines. Anything for a fun October!
I can imagine this being used in Halloween parties! You can also have the kids who are trick or treating guess the riddle before you give them candy, but that might be too harsh, lol. I think it’s all entertaining and funny!
These are so adorable! I love halloween but we sadly don’t celebrate it where I live, but one can dream!
These are great! I loved hearing riddles and trying to solve them when I was a kid — especially to pass the time on road trips before the days of iPads
Love these riddles ideas! These are simply amazing and perfect for Halloween!
These are so fun, my daughter is going to love them. What fun!
My favorite is “Cause he had no body to dance with.” LMAO. Going to use that in my next elevator joke session :)
These riddles are so cute. My daughter loves them!
Haha! These are actually pretty cute! I’m going to share these with my class closer to the date!
These are so clever. I think it would be nice to include some jokes and riddles in the Halloween activities.
I love this. My family calls me the queen of the corn jokes. You have given me so many more for my arsenal. Happy Halloween.
I loved riddles when I was a kid!! I am going to have to tell some of these to my nephew I bet he would get a kick out of them!
Okay some of these riddles are really cute. I will have to share this with my little nephew who will love these for Halloween and enjoy sharing them with his friends. Thanks for sharing the Halloween riddles.
Very adorable….. My kids always get so excited for Halloween!! SO much fun
ha ha, these are sooo great. I bet my nieces would get a kick out of them since they’re 7 and 9.
Oh my word these are so adorable. I can see kids loving these and repeating them over and over again.
Those are too cute! My kids will love them. I’m going to boomark this for their halloween parties.
Ha! I remember the early days when my one son was the Riddler of the House. We had to run and hide because he had the riddle book with him at all times. Great selection of riddles you have here. #LOL
I had a good laugh with this! Halloween never fails to bring out the kid in all of us. I’m definitely going to use use this riddles with my cousins and friends.