25 Hilariously Adorable Halloween Riddles for Kids


Get ready to laugh, because we have some of the funniest Halloween riddles for kids coming at you! If your kids are like mine, they love cracking everyone (and themselves) up with hilarious jokes! My kids went through a phase where literally every word out of their mouths was something completely zany and silly. There’s nothing better than the sound of your child laughing, is there? Crack them up and tickle their funny bone with these hilariously adorable Halloween jokes and riddles for your kids!

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Hilariously Adorable Halloween Riddles for Kids

What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
Answer: Puts on his sheet belt.

What’s a little ghost’s favorite dessert?

Answer: I-scream.


What room is left out of a ghost’s house?

Answer: The living room.

Why were the little ghosts so successful in Little League?

Answer: They had team spirit.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Answer: Lake Erie.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Answer: Bamboo.

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?

Answer: The actors get stage fright.

Why do mummies make excellent spies?

Answer: They’re good at keeping things under wraps.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Answer: Wrap.

Why do skeletons always have a bad cold?

Answer: Because they are chilled to the bones.


Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

Answer: He had no body to dance with.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Answer: A glass of coke and a mop.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

Answer: You use a pumpkin patch.

Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?

Answer: Because there was no point to it.

When a witch lands, where does she park?

Answer: In a broom closet.

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?

Answer: He turns into a bat every night.


What do witches call for in a hotel room?

Answer: Broom service.

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

Answer: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Answer: Frostbite.

Why did the vampire eat a light bulb?

Answer: He wanted a light snack.


How did the bat learn to fly?

Answer: He took batting lessons.

What do you do when a monster sits in front of you at the cinema?

Answer: Miss the movie.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?

Answer: A toasty ghosty.

What do you get when you cross Tinkerbell with a werewolf?

Answer: A hairy fairy.

These are some cute Halloween riddles for kids, right? Definitely enough material for your little stand-up comic! For more Halloween fun, check out our favorite Fun Family Halloween Movies That Kids Can Watch Too!

Do your kids have any favorite Halloween riddles that aren’t on our list? Share in the comments! We love a good laugh!

22 thoughts on “25 Hilariously Adorable Halloween Riddles for Kids”

  1. Halloween is such a fun period of the year and there is a lot for kids to get excited about it. These riddles are quiet adorable and this is going to be a fun activity to try this Halloween with my kids!

  2. I can imagine this being used in Halloween parties! You can also have the kids who are trick or treating guess the riddle before you give them candy, but that might be too harsh, lol. I think it’s all entertaining and funny!

  3. Okay some of these riddles are really cute. I will have to share this with my little nephew who will love these for Halloween and enjoy sharing them with his friends. Thanks for sharing the Halloween riddles.

  4. Ha! I remember the early days when my one son was the Riddler of the House. We had to run and hide because he had the riddle book with him at all times. Great selection of riddles you have here. #LOL

  5. I had a good laugh with this! Halloween never fails to bring out the kid in all of us. I’m definitely going to use use this riddles with my cousins and friends.

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