23 Funny Parenting Tweets We Can Totally Relate To

Need a little parenting humor break? Check out these 23 funny parenting tweets that I think we can all relate to (even if we don't want to admit it!).

As any parent knows, raising kids is a crazy ride – and it can also be very funny! With more and more parents using Twitter as a platform to talk about some of the hilarious things their children do and say, it makes it that much easier to laugh between the diaper changes and doling out the goods when it comes to parenting. Because parents say the darndest thing too! #itsfunnycauseitstrue Here are some very funny parenting tweets I think we can all relate to at least a little!

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23 Funny Parenting Tweets


“My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snowday, so I changed the wifi password” @TheMichaelRock

“science defines a baby as “a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp”” @Fred_Delicious

“I don’t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work” @DaddyJew

“Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my newborn baby daughter’s eyes, whispering ‘I can’t do this’” Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds

“Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma’am, that’s a crockpot” Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez

“Hey parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half.  An M&M.  In half.” @ValeeGrrrl

“I love it when someone gives birth in movies/TV shows and the “newborn baby” is like a two year old and covered in spaghetti-O’s” Dr. Rev Kirchartz @JKirtchartz

“[finally gets the car seat installed correctly] Me: Where’s the baby? Wife: In college.” James Breakwell @Xplodingunicorn

“if babies had Facebooks all their statuses would be like “sleepin”, “tryna sleep”, “goin to dreamtown” lol smh” jordy @jordypizza

“Dr: Would you like to hold ur baby? [flashback to when someone handed me a burrito & it slipped from my hands to the floor] Me: that’s ok” Marin @marinhubka

“Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we’re both sitting in our underwear eating donuts” paperwash @PaperWash

“My kids wanted to know what it’s like to be a Mom so I woke them up at 2am to let them know my sock came off” @SarcasticMommy4

“My kids just ‘jinxed’ me and now apparently I can’t talk to anyone in my house until tomorrow.  This might be the best day of my life” @Wedontchewglass

“My toddler woke up upset because he couldn’t find his glasses, but what really set him off was when I told him he doesn’t even wear glasses.” Tired Working Mom @workingmom86

“The 2yo grabbed my cheeks, looked into my eyes, smiled sweetly, leaned in close, and… coughed in my face.  And that sums up parenthood.” @Jenn_H_Scott

“Kids: Because having money, sanity, hair and personal space is overrated” @BlackCatBettie

“5th grade math homework is tearing our family apart.” @SimonCholland

“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” @ConanObrien

“As the parent of a 5yo boy, I can name all of the dinosaurs and none of my coworkers.” @PinkCamoto

“‘I’m not a waitress.  This is not a restaurant.’ Then my kids laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.” Marl Beans @Marlebean

“Sorry, I’m busy attending a stuffed animal wedding. – Mom Life” H @divatura

“I’m at my most ninja when I’m trying to eat candy without my kid catching me.” bearded whisperer @not_liberal

“If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard “Let me help you with that Mom”… I’d have zero dollars” Candace @Candace_Dx

As tough as parenting can be sometimes, it’s important to find the humor in the every day.  And raising kids is so funny sometimes, but you have to remember to breathe… and laugh!

What are some of your favorite funny parenting tweets? Share below!

12 thoughts on “23 Funny Parenting Tweets We Can Totally Relate To”

  1. Oh my goodness, I’ve never laughed so hard. I’m not a parent but with animals, it feels the same way sometimes.

  2. Annemarie LeBlanc

    These parent-child tweets are hilarious! The one about the dinosaurs is so true! I remember something similar, about memorizing the names of all those characters in various video games!

  3. I love these! We all love our kids but the truth is funny. There’s a reason why the commercial for Calgon back in the day is still being repeated today!

  4. I like that one about the wifi password! But, I have only one child, so I did not have the pleasure of splitting an M&M. Thank goodness for that!

  5. Love! I adore parenting tweets by Ryan Reynolds. He makes me think that I’m not messing up as much as I think I am in the parenting department. Sometimes you just need to know that you aren’t the only one dividing an M&M in half.

  6. HAHAHA! Some of these are hilarious, because I’ve done or felt the same exact way. But I love The Michael Rock’s strategy of getting back at his Tween by changing the wifi password!

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