12 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Really Do Say the Darnest Things!

Kids are so hilarious, aren’t they? Check out some of our favorite funny parenting moments with these 12 “darndest things” kids have said!

Kids are so hilarious, aren’t they? Check out some of our favorite funny parenting moments with these 12 “darndest things” kids have said!

 

If you’re a parent, you know that kids seem to lack a filter when asking a question or talking. Kids just don’t think before they speak! No matter how weird or sometimes rude a question or comment may be, you can expect it to come out of a kid’s mouth. Thankfully, many times, the words are completely harmless and we can laugh at them. Here are 12 Tweets that show that kids really do say the darndest things.

Related: 23 Funny Parenting Tweets We Can Totally Relate To

Funny Parenting Tweets of the Hilarious Things Kids Say


1. This kid is serious about safe driving.


2. One day kid, you’ll too know what happens when you age.


3. This joke wouldn’t be so funny if kids knew how old it is!

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4. This kid knows. When you’re a parent, you’re also Uber.


5. When you know that there are others who have it worse!


6. This kid may be on to something.


7. Some day he will understand that de-panting someone is a bad idea!


8. Because kids are definitely NOT humans.


9. Sisters and brothers take away from homework time. We all know that!


10. In case you ever need makeup advice, just ask this kid.


11. You say quartz, he says corpse. Tomato, tomatoe!


12. All we can do here is laugh. At least this kid is observant.

 

I hope these funny parenting tweets gave you a good laugh!

What are some of your favorite funny parenting moments? Share below!

11 thoughts on “12 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Really Do Say the Darnest Things!”

  1. These are great! I really should have written down more things my kids said when they were little. Now I’m a grandmother and get to hear about cute things my granddaughters (FOUR of them!) say!

  2. Kids do say the dardest things. Had fun reading through all of them and some made me smile and some just plain made me laugh.

  3. Amy @ Marvelous Mommy

    Haha “Why is some of your skin not touching your body Grandma?” James Breakwell on Twitter says hilarious things about his 4 girls – @XplodingUnicorn

  4. Out of the mouths of babes! Kids really have no filter! Love these tweets! Commenting for Ladonna @momblogsociety

  5. Kids can say some pretty humorous things. I remember the I Cup from when I was little. My youngest brother used to say “my sissy has a furble, it has no roof but she likes it anyway”. I drove a convertible. We still laugh about that today.

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