Kids are so hilarious, aren’t they? Check out some of our favorite funny parenting moments with these 12 “darndest things” kids have said!
If you’re a parent, you know that kids seem to lack a filter when asking a question or talking. Kids just don’t think before they speak! No matter how weird or sometimes rude a question or comment may be, you can expect it to come out of a kid’s mouth. Thankfully, many times, the words are completely harmless and we can laugh at them. Here are 12 Tweets that show that kids really do say the darndest things.
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Funny Parenting Tweets of the Hilarious Things Kids Say
8yo: I don't think you should drive.
8yo: I'll be really cross with you if you kill me. #shitkidssay
— Ruthipegs 💙🦖🦕 (@Ruthless1984) May 27, 2017
1. This kid is serious about safe driving.
"Why is some of your skin not touching your body Grandma?" 😂😂😂 #bingoWings #sayItAsItIs #shitKidsSay
— Martin Nelson (@IAmMartinNelson) May 26, 2017
2. One day kid, you’ll too know what happens when you age.
My 8 year old comes home & tells me to spell I-CUP. I spell it and kids are rolling on the floor #facepalm #shitkidssay
— AnnyReha (@fiendishseraph) May 25, 2017
3. This joke wouldn’t be so funny if kids knew how old it is!
4. This kid knows. When you’re a parent, you’re also Uber.
5. When you know that there are others who have it worse!
Me to the 4yo: Are you going to marry a boy or a girl when you grow up? 4yo: Neither. I'm gonna marry a robot! #shitkidssay #momlife
— Kristin Clay (@kinslow49) April 28, 2017
6. This kid may be on to something.
Gavin gave me some advice "if they're mean just pull down their underwear" solid advice gav. #advice #askme #shitkidssay
— Kalyn (@kalynemilyy) April 10, 2017
7. Some day he will understand that de-panting someone is a bad idea!
"If I was a human I would climb up a tree!" -Griffin, 3. Who is, in fact, a human. #ShitKidsSay
— Alyssa (@assbuttDurins) April 6, 2017
8. Because kids are definitely NOT humans.
Teacher-why isn't your h/w done
My6yr old- you gotta give me a break we got 4 kids in our family
— Travis (@TSilversides) April 4, 2017
9. Sisters and brothers take away from homework time. We all know that!
Student: Are you wearing lipstick?
Student: Well, it doesn't look good. #teacherproblems #wtf #shitkidssay
— The Sassy Teacher (@the_sc_lady) March 23, 2017
10. In case you ever need makeup advice, just ask this kid.
7yr old – Mom, I want to collect corpse.
You know, corpse. The rocks. Corpse.
It's #quartz, who else have you told?#shitkidssay
— Mandy Morton (@MandyMorton01) March 21, 2017
11. You say quartz, he says corpse. Tomato, tomatoe!
My almost three year old said there were sparkles in his poop. Pretty sure it was black beans and tomatoes. #darndest #KidsSayoftheDay
— Jodie (@GrinandCandor) May 11, 2017
12. All we can do here is laugh. At least this kid is observant.
I hope these funny parenting tweets gave you a good laugh!
11 thoughts on “12 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Really Do Say the Darnest Things!”
These are great! I really should have written down more things my kids said when they were little. Now I’m a grandmother and get to hear about cute things my granddaughters (FOUR of them!) say!
My daughter has been cracking me up for years. It is even funnier as she gets older I think.
Hahaha. I can see my kids saying these things! Both of my girls at some time or another has gotten me with the I-C-U-P thing.
Some of these are funny. I like the uber one. I definitely felt like a taxi sometimes.
Kids do say the dardest things. Had fun reading through all of them and some made me smile and some just plain made me laugh.
Haha “Why is some of your skin not touching your body Grandma?” James Breakwell on Twitter says hilarious things about his 4 girls – @XplodingUnicorn
Out of the mouths of babes! Kids really have no filter! Love these tweets! Commenting for Ladonna @momblogsociety
Kids can say some pretty humorous things. I remember the I Cup from when I was little. My youngest brother used to say “my sissy has a furble, it has no roof but she likes it anyway”. I drove a convertible. We still laugh about that today.
Oh my goodness these are too funny but I like the uber app comment as that was me only a couple months ago
I can relate to all of these. My kids have said some doozies to me and to others.
Their little personalities come through at a young age. These are hilarious!