Our Favorite Quotes from The Lego Batman Movie

Looking for The Lego Batman movie quotes? Check out a few of our favorites from this upcoming family film!

Looking for The Lego Batman movie quotes? Check out a few of our favorites from this upcoming family film! If you haven’t already heard of it, The Lego Batman Movie will hit theaters on February 10, 2017. It is a spin-off from the 2014 The Lego Movie and combines superheroes with action and comedy. In this movie, Bruce Wayne realizes that he can’t handle the crime in Gotham City, especially when The Joker threatens a hostile takeover. He must learn the importance of teamwork. Here are some quotes from The Lego Batman Movie. Don’t miss our movie trivia, too!

The LEGO Batman Movie Quotes

Conversation between Alfred Pennyworth and Batman:

Alfred- “Were you looking at the old family pictures again?”

Batman- “No, I wasn’t!”

Alfred- “Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966.”

Batman’ “I have aged phenomenally.”

Bruce Wayne was orphaned as a child after he saw his parents killed by a mugger.


Conversation between Batgirl and Batman:

Batgirl- “Why did you build this thing with only one seat?”

Batman- “Because last I checked I only had one butt.”

The role of Batgirl is voiced in the movie by Rosario Dawson.

Batman, talking to his high-tech computer in his lair:

Batman- “Computer, how do I put the Joker in Arkham Asylum? Quickest route, no freeways. Computer, do you hear me?”

Suddenly, a large sign shows up on the computer screen that reads: Parental Lock.

Alfred Pennyworth, talking to Batman:

Alfred- “Hello, Master Bruce, I’ve taken away your privileges. This is unhealthy behavior. You can’t spend the rest of your life alone dressed in black and staying up all night. You need to take responsibility for your life, and it starts by raising your son.”

The ‘son’ Alfred is talking about is Robin. He adopted Robin from a Catholic orphanage, after Robin’s parents were killed when their high wire snapped, at the hands of Tony Zucco, a crime lord.

Conversation between Robin and Batman:

Robin- “Does Batman live in Bruce Wayne’s Batman?”

Batman- “No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic.”

Batman, talking to Robin:

Batman- “You ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way? The first lesson is, life doesn’t give you seatbelts.”

Batman and Robin are getting into the Batmobile, when Robin immediately stars searching for a seatbelt.


Conversation between Batman and The Computer:


Batman- “Hey, Puter, I’m home!”

Computer- “Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?”

Batman- “I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.”

Computer- “Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.”

Batman- “Oh, that’s my favorite. I can’t wait.”


Did these LEGO Batman movie quotes get you even more excited for the film? Share your favorite LEGO moments in the comments!

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