Looking for a creative way to share your exciting news?
Check out these 17 clever riddles about being pregnant that are just perfect for sharing on social media!
When that positive pregnancy test first gives you the big news that you’re expecting a new addition to your family, you feel like you’ll burst from joy.
You can barely wait to announce the news to the whole world, but you don’t just want to come right out and say “Guess what? I’m pregnant!”
You want something special and unforgettable.
Today, I’m going to present to you 17 clever riddles about being pregnant.
They will make your friends and family rack their brains to find the answer. So, let’s get started.
Clever Riddles About Being Pregnant
#1 Who’s coming?
We’re going to start with something sweet and easy. Your friends and family will be jumping around the moment they figure the answer to your secret message.
What rhymes with Maybe,
and starts with a “B”,
and will be here in
nine short months?
A baby, of course. Better start redecorating that room, these nine months will pass in the blink of an eye.
#2 What am I?
This one is a little tricky and your friends might sweat a little before they guess the answer! But I’m sure everyone will be more than pleased when they figure it out.
Pink or Blue
I still don’t know.
Will have to wait
Till May to see.
What am I?
The riddle is suitable if you don’t know the gender of the baby or you just want to surprise everybody. It will also do a fantastic job as Facebook status for those of you who want to share their joy with the rest of the world. Don’t you think so?
# 3 A boy or a girl?
This riddle is a variation of the previous one, but it’s sweet and clever. And it goes perfectly with a snapshot of your pregnancy test or a cute baby sticker! Don’t you agree?
Could be pink
could be blue
all we know is
that we are due!
And, I’m sure that you’ll gather tons of likes if you post this on your Facebook wall.
# 4 Can you guess what it is?
You’ve probably seen this clever pregnancy riddle, but it’s so adorable that I can’t miss it. Just imagine the smiles it will bring to everybody’s faces when they figure it out.
What has ten fingers
and ten little toes,
two sleepy eyes
and a cute button nose?
What has two feet,
and a belly to tickle,
and cause a craving
for ice cream and pickles?
With just one more hint,
We’re sure you’ll see,
The answer to this riddle
begins with a B.
And it’s coming in ………………
Oh, what could it be? A sweet baby, of course. Did you guess it? You can also print this riddle and sent it to all interested parties and wait for their reactions. I’m sure it’s going to be an awesome surprise.
# 5 What’s the sweetest thing in the world?
Do you want to announce your pregnancy with a beautiful riddle? Well, then I have just the thing for you. What do you think? Is it too difficult to guess?
It grows, it grows, and grows
for nine short months
and it brings joy and happiness
to all in the house.
Its cry is the sweetest sound,
its smile the most precious thing,
its cute face makes the heart melt.
It’s time to start making preparations, granddad and grandma. We’re having a baby on the way. Yay!
# 6 Can you solve this?
For those of you who want a really clever riddle about pregnancy, I’ve made up just the thing. Give these equations to your friends to solve. They have to replace the numbers with the corresponding letter. (Hint: the answer is baby)
300 – (974-675) =
Square root of 4 =
(250 x 2)/20=
# 7 Let’s make a list, shall we?
As we know, pregnant ladies make all kinds of lists. But I bet that you haven’t seen a list like this one. And I think you’ll agree that it’s a very clever way to announce your pregnancy to the world. (A small hint: You can customize it as you see fit.)
My to-do list for the next six months:
- Buy bigger clothes.
- Decorate a room.
- Find a crib and toys.
- Get rounder.
- Get a bigger car.
- Brainstorm names.
- Have a …………………
And can you guess who made this cute list?
- Enter the world.
- Steal everybody’s heart.
- Cry all the time.
- Learn to crawl.
- Learn to walk.
- Say ‘mama’.
- Become a big sister/big brother.
The baby, of course. It’s the perfect riddle for you if you plan on having more children in the future. And you got to admit that it’s the cutest to-do list in the world.
# 8 Who wants a shower?
Here’s one more very clever pregnancy riddle. And it’s a bit tricky if you don’t already know the answer. Your friends and family will certainly spend some time mulling over the answer. However, they will be the happiest people in the world when they get it.
What gets a shower
but doesn’t get wet?
The answer is a baby, as most of you probably have guessed. And while we’re on the subject of baby showers, let’s see another one.
We are happy to announce
There’s going to be
a shower on May 23rd
You don’t need an umbrella
But a pack of diapers is fine.
What is it? A baby shower’s invitation! Did you get it?
This cute poem is the perfect way to invite your friends and family to your baby shower. And tell them what to bring you. It also works wonderfully as a Facebook status.
#9 Huh? What’s this?
Small and tiny
It grows and grows.
When the time comes
Away we goes!
That’s a hard one, right? But that’s what makes it perfect if you want to surprise your husband or parents. I’m sure that they’ll never guess the answer without a small hint from you.
#10 Let’s do some math!
If you want to stunt everybody, just give them this equation and wait for their reactions. And don’t give any hints. You don’t want to make it too easy, right?
Oh, you want to make things even more difficult? Then you can use a photo of you and your husband and recreate the equation.
#11 Twinkle, twinkle
Who doesn’t know this sweet baby lullaby, right? Well, you can modify it to announce that you’re expecting a new addition to your family.
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Pink or blue who can say?
We will be happy either way
# 12 Oh! What a cute bump you have!
The baker and I have
something in common
Dare you make a guess?
That’s right, people.
We both are cooking
a bun in the oven.
#13 What’s the secret message?
You can also just post this cryptic message on your Facebook wall and see what happens.
OV (bun) EN or 2 OV(buns) EN if you’re announcing twins.
What do you think? Will people guess it?
#14 Oh, naughty Cupid!
It seems like Cupid has done its job well, and you’ll be having a nice surprise in nine months.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Chocolate is sweet
But not as sweet as you.
Cupid’s been busy
So we are due!
#15 Wishes do come true
This riddle is perfect for those who’ve spent years wishing for a baby and want to share the good news in a clever way.
It’s been you and me
For quite some time
And a house too big
For two lonely souls.
But that’s going to change
In a few short months
For heaven has heard
Our secret desire.
Our family is growing
By one heart and two feet.
Here, you can find more sweet baby announcement poems.
#16 A baby poem to announce a boy
I’ve got just the riddle for you if you know the gender of your baby, and you want to announced that it’s a boy. (A small hint: Look at the first letter of each row to find the answer.)
In the belly I do grow
Tiny hands and tiny toes
Secret will my gender be
Although you might already see
Between the lines the truth does lay
On the surface confused you’ll stay
You might be happy either way!
# 17 A baby poem to announce a girl
But what are you going to do if you’re having a girl? Don’t worry. We have thought about it and here’s a similar riddle for a baby girl.
In mommy’s belly I will grow.
Tiny fingers and tiny toes.
Some don’t know what my gender will be.
Although you might already see.
Guess if I’m a girl or boy.
I’m sure either way, you’ll jump for joy.
Read this poem with great care.
Look really close, but please don’t share!!
There is nothing more exciting in your life than knowing you’re about to become a mother. Your life is going to change forever very soon and nothing will ever be the same. So, take your time to find the best way to announce your pregnancy to the world.
I’m sure that these clever riddles about being pregnant will come in handy to you very soon, especially around the Christmas season. Just try to avoid these common pregnancy announcement mistakes.It will be very awkward if your family and husband get the good news last.
So what to do you think about these clever riddles about being pregnant? Would you give them a try? How did you break the news to your family and friends? Tell us your clever pregnancy announcement riddle in the comments.