Hilarious Parenting Tweets: Top 10 Funniest Questions Kids Have Ever Asked

Think your kids have some strange questions? Check out these hilarious parenting tweets with the funniest questions kids have ever asked!

Think your kids have some strange questions? Check out these hilarious parenting tweets with the funniest questions kids have ever asked!

 

Children are inquisitive creatures. They are always learning and are always observing something new. Once the basic  “why” questions wear off, kids go into overdrive mode. They ask about things we as parents don’t even think of. Sometimes their questions are a little offensive, but we chalk it up to an ever-curious mind. Here are 10 of the funniest questions kids have ever asked.

Funniest Questions Kids Have Ever Asked

1. This toddler is already working on his pickup lines! 

2. They sure know how to bring on an existential crisis, don’t they?

3. Isn’t it weird that our kids probably won’t even know what a “landline” is in a few years?

4. Very valid question! 

5. The innocence of the tooth fairy is never ending.

6. It sure does, kid! 

7. Uh, yeah, they sure are! 

8. Life with kids in the digital age! 

9. Probably the strangest question on the list, lol! Gotta wonder what on earth is going through their little minds! 

10. Seriously, where do they come up with these things? 

I wouldn’t even know how to respond to some of these questions! Sometimes, you just have to make it up as you go along, right?

What is the funniest question that a kid has ever asked you? How did you respond?

17 thoughts on “Hilarious Parenting Tweets: Top 10 Funniest Questions Kids Have Ever Asked”

  1. I recommend that people check out Ryan Reynolds’ parenting tweets. They are some of the funniest things I have seen come from a celebrity Twitter.

  2. Eileen Mendoza Loya

    OMG! These are so funny! I remember my youngest son told me (during potty training), “Mom, I wish I was a chicken so I can just pee and poop at the same time.”

  3. I love reading these tweets. They always leave me in stitches! Kids really do say the funniest things and parent’s have the most hilarious outlooks.

  4. I love these. I remember one time my oldest was sad and he told his grandma I told him he shouldn’t say the “B” words. The “B” words? OMG! What do you know about the “B” words she asked. “I know two of them”. “2?” “Yes ma’am, “black” and “blue”.

  5. Yes we are slowly decaying. The one with the fan loading just cracked me up for some reason. Kids don’t even know what a landline is let along party lines.

  6. Kids are so funny! I love the one about the tooth fairy/balloon and the nipples going away. I can’t stop laughing!

  7. Some of the stuff kids say is so funny. I could write a book with some of the stuff that has come out of my kids mouths.

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